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Two chemists walk into a bar.
One says "I'll have some H2O please."
The second one says "That's a good idea. I'll have some H2O too."


Thank you very much.

Must... write... more...

In all my blogs. I've just been in a funk recently. 

Looking at jobs. 

Applying for them. 

Not hearing anything back. 

And repeat.

And repeat.

And repeat.

It can get a bit wearing.

And repetitive.

And dulling. 

I've been searching for over a year now, And I've had maybe 5 interviews. In a year. It can get a bit depressing. And when it does, you lose sight of the things you enjoy. And then the world gets a little duller again and then you loose the feeling of how you managed to enjoy it. 

And the only way to get over that is to keep doing it until you enjoy it again. So I have. 

Then I was perusing the internet, as one does, and I found this site. which does this:

It's a word cloud from my blog. Word's I've used more often are bigger. Pretty, isn't it! It'll be interesting to see what it looks like in a year...

Project time!

I really want to write more. And I have no excuse at the moment. Since I am currently unemployed I figure that between watching re-runs of Dr. Who and Sherlock and trying to remember what little Spanish I once knew.

Also I need something to distract me from the fact that I'm going to America in 9 weeks and 5 days. Not that I'm counting or anything.

So I'm going to write more. I don't know if I'm going to write every day or every other day, but any sort of frequency would be better than not posting since February. 

But I don't want to just write non fiction, although that is important too, if I ever manage to get a job in research. I enjoy fiction too and I enjoy being able to write it. but since I don't all too often even bother - I find that the less I have to do - no work or such like - the less I want to do. And the less I want to do means I sit in my armchair and gently moulder. I don't even do that with vigour.

Whilst I'm writing this I'm watching something to do with illegal drugs and some bloke who thinks that they should be decriminalised. I haven't seen the whole series yet but I'm wondering if he knows about Portugal? They decriminalised all drugs back in 2001 and hey presto. 

The amount of secondary school pupils using what would have been class A drugs have dropped to 10%. New HIV infections have dropped nearly 20% and deaths due to drug use have halved. And the number of people seeking help for addiction more than doubled. Before this happened, Portugal had one of the highest rates of hard drug use in the EU.

These statistics make me feel like we should do that here. I can imagine that the political party that proposed it would be slaughtered though. They wouldn't get back into power ever. The original proposer over in Portugal was one brave man.

I've been sidetracked. I wasn't going to talk about that ^_^ I'm not really sure what I was going to talk about. Real stream of consciousness. Just see where it leads I guess.

52 things.

EDIT:Somewhere is here

I saw this ... somewhere. I can't remember where.
Instead of making new years resolutions, write down 52 things you want to do over the coming year.
It sounded like a good idea so here goes!

  1. Get accepted to study for a PhD (failing that, a job.)
  2. Finish writing the book
  3. Enter (and complete) NaNoWriMo/ Camp NaNo.
  4. Finish uni blanket (and figure out how to correct for the AWFUL warp)
  5. Learn how to knit and crochet lace.
  6. Knit a lace shawl
  7. Learn how to do Tunisian Crochet
  8. Visit family in America
  9. Build my own computer
10. Learn java script (Thanks Codecademy)

11. Try to lose a stone by May (12 weeks, just over a pound a week)
12. Try to lose another stone by August
13. Try to lose another stone by November
(edited thanks to @rsutcliff. looseing a stone just won't do it.)

14. Keep updating my blogs weekly
15. Start saving for my wedding (gods, that sound too grown up)
16. Start organising my wedding
17. Finish a DS game in it's entirety.
18. Finish Prince of Persia
19. Finish Kingdom Hearts
20. Make a good biscuit dough (last one was like cake mix!)
21. Make a good pastry
22. Make a really fancy cake and decorate from scratch - no pre-made icing or marzipan
23. Make a gingerbread house
24. Get the address on my driving licence changed Done in March.
25. Get driving lessons
26. Pass my driving theory test
27. Do the couch-to-5k running program
28. Swim 3 kilometres (120 lengths)
29. Fix my bike
30. Start cycling again
31. Explore Kirkheaton
32. Try a Yoga class
33. Brew some wine
34. Learn to sew on a sewing machine
35. Sew a skirt
36. Sew a top (and get the arms right)
37. Learn to knit some socks
38. Make again a good white/ cheese sauce Done 20.3.12
39. Cook something using a technique I have never used before
40. Make some beaded knitting
41. Improve my Spanish back to my A-level standards
42. Read a book in Spanish with only minimal help from the dictionary
43. Learn the alphabet in British sign language
44. Get my flute serviced
45. Practise the violin for at least 10 minutes every day
46. Visit Legoland Winsor again
47. Watch Billy Eliot 5.3.12
48. Introduce Andy to my dad's family
49. Introduce Andy to mum's American family and Uncle Tom
50. Read more Jane Austin
51. Hand make at least half of all my presents this year
52. Research and write a blog entry every week until I have a job about something science related

If I do all of this, it is going to be a BUSY year. Somethings I know will happen, other things I'm only hoping will happen, but if they do, I'll be made. Anything not made this year will be carried over to next year.

What an amazing clock!

Wow. Again, thanks to D&A Lab. I seem to be reblogging a lot from you at the moment. This is the best clock I have ever seem. And I like back-to-front clocks, so that's saying something.

Sweeties!

Isn't this amazing?! Thanks to http://dna-protein.blogspot.com/ and everyone should go and visit her blog :)

Haha!

An elephant walks into a room with a naked man.
The elephant says to the man, "how do you breath through that?"